wemblingfool:

standinthefire:

cousinnick:

bogleech:

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!

WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS

Dickens: Where’s Anderson…?

*peeks out the window*

Anderson:

Dickens:

…”Dickensen”?

He was getting paid by the word, not the letter

Tumblr mobile: someone reblogged your post 🙂
Me: oh, cool. Which post? Can I see it?
Tumblr mobile: Here it is on your timeline 🙂
Me: I meant can I see it on the other person’s blog with the tags and stuff?
Tumblr mobile: Sure! Here is the other person’s blog 🙂
Me: …where is the post?
Tumblr mobile: Here it is on your blog 🙂 🙂
Me: …
Tumblr mobile: 🙂

farmbians:

unamedwatcher:

farmbians:

farmbians:

fuck minimalism. if you dont have trinkets and knickknacks on every surface you’re not doing it right.

the point of this post is not about junk or collectables!!!! its about the 7 bottles i own for no reason other than i think they look neat!!! its about the glass i found on the beach and pocketed because its pretty!! hell is an endless white expanse with a single white chair and white table with a single succulent on it!!!!!

Magpies are very intelligent birds, as evidenced by the fact that one clearly has a blog.

this is the best compliment i’ve ever gotten