hiscutewittlekitty:

m-b-bockelman:

coleevarts:

coleevarts:

blackandmildwithgod:

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

I’d’ve reblogged this without the chain. This is an adorable cat.

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

deadpools-girlfriend:

Why, doggo; why?

penroseparticle:

Hot take: if your reason for liking Captain America doesn’t boil down to “Man climbs out of Glacier to shame United States”, you are a really boring person who fundamentally misunderstands why he’s so compelling in the first place

thetimesinbetween:

celticpyro:

paradisemantis:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

Selling college prep books

Does anyone know a good place where I can sell my preparing-for-college books? I’m thinking they’ll go for $5 each, so I need someplace that either pays for shipping or lets me charge people for shipping, but I’m trying to stay away from Amazon. Does anyone know a place or a platform that does that?

Also, if anyone wants “College Essays that Made a Difference” or “The New Rules of College Admissions”, definitely hit me up! I’ll be happy to provide discounts for people that find me through here.

gayfishmod:

By the way, coming up in about two or three pages, I’m going to need to populate this little scottish fishing town! So if you have a human character that could reasonably be in an early 20th century rural scottish fishing town or could easily be modified to fit in, I’d love to give them a cameo! Pop in a ref in the comments for this post. :3

Jackbird – Asian, nonbinary, kinda feminine, nice bone structure, wears fancy formal outfits all the time, is an over-the-top charming salesperson who tries to supply whatever people need at the moment

Agnes – blonde, young, chubby, a Good Witch TM but could just be a herbalist or pharmacist or apothecary keeper in a non-fantastical setting.

Feel free to draw whoever you’d like (or none of them; that’s fine), or message me if I’m not giving you enough description!

@my followers – if anyone’s interested, hop on the bandwagon!

agoodcartoon:

agc.

Wait, what is this ^ even supposed to be implying? That it’s illogical to want to save things that have never been great?

I’d run into a burning building to save my trash-pile dumpster fire friends. They’d save me, and I DEFINITELY ain’t great.
People and countries don’t have to be “great” to be worthy of saving.

sheddingself:

siphersaysstuff:

agoodcartoon:

agoodcartoon:

sometimes i wish there really were jackbooted pc thugs who would come for assholes like these in the middle of the night.

GOOD. Talentless racist fuck-crumbs.

My favourite response to shitty edgelord cartoonists:

Oh, yes, the quote PC police unquote absolutely love it when you whitewash people. It’s not like anyone complains about whitewashing or anything.

“Confused and frustrated cartoonist”

Did you mean: untalented and unsympathetic hack?

(Also if you’ve ever watched tennis, “what actually happened” was not Serena doing anything exceptionally bad by tennis standards. It’s like Mark Knight didn’t even know “what actually happened”)

Source: agoodcartoon

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