I don’t understand why High School Musical 4 is going to get an entire new cast when all they had to do was set it at Chad and Ryan’s wedding
Sharpay – mellowed out some with age, still struggling to make it big, chronically single – insists she’s happy for Ryan but quickly devolves into her obligatory show-stopper about how she’s sick of waiting to meet someone who’s right for her. (Mostly the song entails Sharpay singing her ridiculously long laundry list of requirements while trying on bedazzled wedding dresses.)
There’s a running gag that Troy is supersupersuper late for the wedding. We may or may not ever actually see him, since Zac Efron didn’t even come to the damn ten year reunion and is apparently a huge party pooper. What we do see is Gabriella on the phone with him every fifteen minutes or so, urging him to hurry up. Eventually she decides that he’s obviously stuck in traffic because he doesn’t care about their friends enough and wonders if she should break up with him. Cue the obligatory once-a-movie Gabriella Is Sad song.
Taylor and Chad are SUPER amicable exes and she’s organizing the entire wedding with an iron fist. Chad and Ryan didn’t have to do anything. Kelsey is on piano. Zeke is baking their cake, obvs.
Troy is SUPPOSED TO BE Chad’s best man, but again, he’s supersupersuper late. At one point while Gabriella’s on the phone with him, Chad runs up behind her and yells “DUDE. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME” into the phone.
Sharpay elbows someone in the face to catch the bouquet when it gets thrown. Like, violently. It’s played for laughs, of course, but we all know that Kelsey/Jason/whoever should probably be in the hospital.
Assuming they can lock down Zefron, the movie will inevitably end up being about them. Troy proposed during the damn reception. Gabriella cries. Taylor and Kelsey are screaming. Sharpay is immediately trying to become Gabriella’s best friend and call dibs on being her maid of honor. Ryan looks affronted at this hijacking but nobody notices.
tHE FUCKING WEDDING COLORS ARE WHITE AND RED JUST SO CHAD CAN SCREAM “WILDCATS” AS SOON AS HE’S DONE BEING PRONOUNCED RYAN’S LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND
Sharpay and Zeke reconnect after that moment at the of HSM1 where they were a thing for like 10 seconds. Sharpay Learns a Valuable Lesson about how maybe you don’t need a guy who’s perfectly perfect in every way when you’ve got once who’s a total sweetheart and can bake like a mofo.
Ryan brings some girl he knows from Broadway who’s like his best dancer or something. She spends the entire wedding flirting with Kelsey and making her all flustered. Everyone is trying to get them together.
It ends with an elaborate musical number at the reception. Possibly there’s a self-aware joke about how Ryan emailed everyone the choreography for it months ago, so they all better know it by now. It probably turns into a reprise of We’re All In This Together and then I cry into my popcorn for 6 hours
~the end~
HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES ARE Y’ALL SERIOUS
holy shit can this happen instead
Chad needs to smash faces with Ryan right after screaming WILDCATS and then they need to leave, come back, and their clothing is swapped!!!!!
This sounds amazing. You have my vote!!
I don’t know who got this post circulating again but I’d like to give them a high five and a milk shake
ReCAPTCHAs are so annoying. Just have me punch a human in the face if you want to make sure I’m not a bot.
So when I was about 10 or so, my little brother, his friend, and I decided to make ourselves in the Sims 2. We gave ourselves a kickass mansion, we had parties every night we had the maximum amount of money, it was great.
But for some reason, despite having a personal bathroom we decided to use stalls instead of personal toilets, so we could all go to the bathroom at the same time without invading each other’s privacy, I assume. It was a bit of an overkill because we had about 15 stalls for 3 people, but whatever.
Well even though we were having parties every night, my brother’s friend’s social level was very low. If you don’t remember, in the Sims 2 if your character’s social level is too low, this creature called the Social Bunny appears.
This fucker.
The Social Bunny is meant to help the Sim get their social level up and only that Sim can see them. Despite having two friends living with him, my brother’s friend got the Social Bunny.
After days of being followed by this furry, my brother’s friend (the Sim) had to use the bathroom. He goes into one of the stalls and the bunny stands right outside the door. Since the Social Bunny was only visible to him so no one else could move them and he couldn’t tell the bunny to move because he was blocked by the door, he was stuck in the bathroom stall.
So the three of us watched helplessly as one of our friends was crying out for help in a bathroom stall, pissing his pants, slowly dying of starvation while this goddamn rabbit stood outside the stall juggling.
Eventually the rabbit moved…when he died. Everyone crowded around his corpse and his ghost was lead to the other side. The Social Bunny had this look like “Yes, my work here is done” and went back to whatever crevice of Hell he came from.
This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve read in a while. This is some Donny Darko shit!
Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.
Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world! *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*
Fun fact: in the book, he starts cutting Count Rugen’s heart out. Because “we are both lovers of justice. You tore out mine when I was ten, and what could be more just than this?”
well there isn’t really a ton of logic,,,, it’s just a general belief that if you work very very hard and something is truly meant to be, it’s going to work out for you because the universe wants what’s best for you. it’s also a way of saying that if something DOESNT work out, it’s because something better will be coming along. once again, not really sure how to explain it
I think it’s more like…
by Bayesian probability or summat there’s two possibilities for that thing you want: It’ll happen, or it won’t.
If you can do something about it, great! Do something about it!
If you’ve done all you can, and you can’t do any more, but you’re still stressed about it, remember, two possibilities: It’ll happen. Or it won’t.
If it’s meant to be, it’ll happen. If not, it won’t. If it didn’t, then it just wasn’t meant to be and maybe find some gold from the ashes or learn to love the bomb. Don’t let it turn you rotten – let it be the great fateful thing that continues to make you into something good.
I feel like the buyer waited until within 45 days of the anniversary of when they bought it, so that if you assumed (logically) that it hadn’t been over a year, you wouldn’t notice. But it was 20 years because they kept forgetting and missing the anniversary for all 45 days.
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