My blog just got hit by a spambot that I think was trying to say “click here for free sex invites”, but what it actually said was “click here for tree sex invites”.
I’m choosing to believe it was a typo.
Ent porn is a thriving industree
I wood not have expected this turn of events, but I would rather suspend my disbeleaf than ax for proof.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: “Since bigots are mad about Kelly Marie Tran’s role in the new #StarWars we’re going to teach them a lesson with our own new trailer.”
You’re the type of person that is skeptical of angels and demons, dismissing them as fantasy. One day, your best friend, who is literally the opposite of you, trying to perform spells, accidentally summons a succubus. Turns out that she’s actual a sweetheart, who is the daughter of Lilith and Satan. She is determined to protect you at all times, and calls you her beloved, and likes to bake heart shaped cookies.
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