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why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

Super accurate, and just an addition – really? You get your tea in bags and you call it “making it yourself” and “this is how tea should be”? If we’re going to be pretentious about tea, you’re ALREADY doing it wrong.

Real tea comes in leaves and doesn’t leave non-biodegradable waste, colonizers. Enjoy your… well.

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Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

  • Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
  • Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
  • Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
  • Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
  • Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
  • Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

@solivar

Small amendment to this story:

“Jack and the Beanstalk” and “Jack the Giant Killer” are two separate stories. Jack and the Beanstalk features, as OP described, a boy who sells his cow for five magic beans that take him to a giant’s place where he steals all sorts of treasures.

Jack the Giant Killer is about a young man reknown for killing giants. He stays at a two-headed giant’s place and is offered pudding by them to fatten him up. He tricks them into slitting their own stomach to get the pudding back out. At some point, he strangles a three-headed Giant and rescues a number of maidens (presumably one of them is Jill). Also, for some reason his uncle is a Giant, and when he and his buddy the prince are chilling and looking for a place to stay, he goes and tells his uncle the Giant “hey, the prince has 500 guys that are looking for you; hide in your cellar until they leave!” So his uncle believes him and hides in the cellar and he and his buddy drink all the good wine and eat all the good food and have a good night’s sleep, and the next morning the Prince rides off and Jack goes down to tell his uncle the coast is clear, and the Giant is so grateful that he gives Jack some kind of invisibility coat, shoes of swiftness, and a magically sharp sword, which Jack uses to defeat the strongest giant yet.

I don’t remember exactly how the story ends, but presumably one of the giant survivors pushes Jack and Jill down a hill when they’re trying to get cider.

Also, Jack built a house at some point.